This week we didn’t have the awesome meeting we normally have, because it was BETTER than that!!!  That’s because our favorite animated Italian Corky, also a past president of Capital City, was our Toastmaster!  He welcomed John’s international students in his native south austin tongue: “Hey Bubba”, and charmed the lady-guests we had too.  Oh, the meeting was also better than normal because it was the international speech un-contest contest!

For not being a “competetive contest”, there sure was a lot of trash talk…  Albert came out with fightin words like, “Ya see this face?” Well now ya don’t - POW!!  right hook in the eye. That was his black fist coming from his “black heart”.

Rey “POGO” DeVeauVeau scaled 25-foot tall rope webs, and jumped from a pole to her (near)death, just to get ready to take you down!  If you don’t take your “leap of faith” I think she might make you!!

Last up was Ania — who we already know carries a gun when she speaks — and her strategy was to scare the other contestants from competing, with the most elaborate conspiracy theory in toastmaster contest history *ever*.  They’re all out to get you…

so watch your backs, and guard your trophies!!!

3RD PLACE went to Albert “but it’s my birthday” Cantara
2ND PLACE went to Ania “cute Polish accent” Joseph
1ST PLACE, and the biggest trophy went to Rey “POGO” DeVOVO.

Congratulations, Rey!!  She’ll be moving on to the area contest, on saturday April 12th at 1030am, and everyone should go out to support her there! (at the LCRA on Lake is enAustin Blvd).

While the un-contest un-votes were being counted, Brendan got into the table topics, not afraid to throw them at the *english student* *guests*, plus a few of our funniest guys: Eric, Gene (yes, another funny one!), Jason and of course Keith who gets a giggle every now and again.