
It's big and it's black. If you were at the meeting this still might not make sense.
Theme: “Murphy’s Law”
Word of the Day: “Calamity”
Insults, slights and inappropriate language, this meeting had a little flava! But you really had to be there because it was hilarious and I didn’t take notes and I drink a lot.
Brian meet Erin. Erin is a member and has been for 8 years or maybe it’s just been a couple of months. Whatever it is, she was so insulted you didn’t recognize her, she quit…seriously, we will miss you Erin. Come visit us when you can. Brian (slowly shaking my head)…ugh…can’t. even. look. at. you.
Table Topic Master Keith likes to mow down innocents with his car and spend the night in jail. But really, it was totally worth it.
Hey, let’s do something new! I encourage Brenda, Wendy, Erin and Blake to put their personal spin on things and recap their own table topic questions and answers in the comments section below. This suggestion has nothing to do with my poor notes or the fact some rude person was blabbing in my ear during table topics. I’m just a really creative guy and this sounds like fun!!
We had 3 Ice Breakers! 3 awesome Ice Breakers!
Shundreka celebrates a milestone birthday this year so she decided to start living life, get her finances in order and run like the wind blows. She took a cruise and took full advantage of her anonymity but that’s all she would say about that. She ran a 10k and plans on going to Europe because she’s such a big soccer fan. She’s considering public speaking, too.
Jennifer began her speech with an admission, “I am awkward.” It’s been a pattern her whole life – she’s quiet around others, tries to work up courage to speak and when she finally does speak she says something stupid. How did she flirt in college? “This sandwich tastes like my Grandmother.” Smooth. Please forgive her if she says something dumb. Whatever she says, it could be worse.
Our Toastmaster Chris channeled his inner Corky and introduced Kim as a porn star. Kim took it in stride and told us about her family name. Her hippie parents fed her healthy food and she ate well her whole life but something was wrong! Some foods just didn’t like her. How could you not like Kim? She fixed her diet which improved her health. Now she can be a good example for her clients (ask her about her biz sometimes). Kim is aggressively mastering public speaking by joining 3 TM groups and signing up for speeches. She realized it’s a skill she needs.
The Evaluators said stuff. It was encouraging and helpful. We all nodded in agreement.
Ribbon Winners
Table Topics: Erin
Evaluator: Leif
***** Speaker, Enthusiasm, Humor: Jennifer *****
Theme: “Murphy’s Law”
Word of the Day: “Calamity”
Insults, slights and inappropriate language, this meeting had a little flava! But you really had to be
there because it was hilarious and I didn’t take notes and I drink a lot.
Brian meet Erin. Erin is a member and has been for 8 years or maybe it’s just been a couple of months.
Whatever it is, she was so insulted you didn’t recognize her, she quit…seriously, we will miss you Erin.
Come visit us when you can. Brian (slowly shaking my head)…ugh…can’t. even. look. at. you.
Table Topic Master Keith likes to mow down innocents with his car and spend the night in jail. But really,
it was totally worth it.
Hey, let’s do something new! I encourage Brenda, Wendy, Erin and Blake to put their personal spin on things
and recap their own table topic questions and answers in the comments section below. This suggestion has
nothing to do with my poor notes or the fact some rude person was blabbing in my ear during table topics.
I’m just a really creative guy and this sounds like fun!!
We had 3 Ice Breakers! 3 awesome Ice Breakers!
Shundreka celebrates a milestone birthday this year so she decided to start living life, get her finances in
order and run like the wind blows. She took a cruise and took full advantage of her anonymity but that’s
all she would say about that. She ran a 10k and plans on going to Europe because she’s such a big soccer
fan. She’s considering public speaking, too.
Jennifer began her speech with an admission, “I am awkward.” It’s been a pattern her whole life – she’s
quiet around others, tries to work up courage to speak and when she finally does speak she says something
stupid. How did she flirt in college? “This sandwich tastes like my Grandmother.” Smooth. Please forgive
her if she says something dumb. Whatever she says, it could be worse.
Our Toastmaster Chris channeled his inner Corky and introduced Kim as a porn star. Kim took it in stride
and told us about her family name. Her hippie parents fed her healthy food and she ate well her whole life
but something was wrong! Some foods just didn’t like her. How could you not like Kim? She fixed her diet
which improved her health. Now she can be a good example for her clients (ask her about her biz sometimes).
Kim is aggressively mastering public speaking by joining 3 TM groups and signing up for speeches. She
realized it’s a skill she needs.
The Evaluators said stuff. It was encouraging and helpful. We all nodded in agreement.
Ribbon Winners
Table Topics: Erin
Evaluator: Leif
***** Speaker, Enthusiasm, Humor: Jennifer *****