Capital City Toastmasters

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Capital City Friends,

Can a theme make a meeting or what? Toastmaster Jason Callendar chose “Music of the 80’s” - an AWESOME theme that seemed to resonate with everyone: from love songs (think Lionel Richie and Journey) to inspirational anthems (think Survivor and Queen) to Disco hits (Donna Summer) to the music of Madonna, Boy George, George Michael, and Michael Jackson.

Brendan Owens has still got it, and he proved it in a memorable speech that included everything we have come to expect from Brendan: humor, charm, great stories, and he even snuck in a point. In a six minute speech that included a solid minute of silence, Brendan reminded us of the good old days when things mattered more because people did one thing at a time.

Our second speaker, Maria, wore adorable shoes that matched a killer outfit and by the way she also talked about exercise and how we should all help ourselves.

General Evaluator Eric “Eye of the Tiger” Peterson wished he could have answered all the Table Topics, but instead they were fielded by Corky “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Logue, David “Shiny Happy” Jorgensen, Carol “Last Dance” Conner, Taline “Walk Like an Egyptian” Manassian, and Stuart “Rocky” Cook.

Congratulations to our Winners:

Best Speaker: Brendan
Best Evaluator: Rey
Best Table Topic: Stuart
Best Humor: Brendan + Corky because Keith wasn’t there
Most Enthusiasm: Carol

Remember we’re ALL winners, as long as “Eye of the Tiger” is playing in our hearts:

Risin’ up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I’m not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

Amy

PS and how could I forget Taline’s Invocation: an ode to the lovelorn Eric over the news of Scarlett Johansson’s engagement to another, made up entirely of 80’s song titles.  Taline threw down the gauntlet for all future Cap City Invocators.  Way to kick off a meeting, Taline!

This meeting theme was UNPRECEDENTED!! Jackie Robinson just broke yet another barrier.. a PERSON can be a theme now. Next week, I propose the theme be “Eric Peterson” in honor of his Toastmaster skills this week.

Louis knocked table topics out of the park with incredibly on-topic yet fun to answer questions. As general evaluator, I forgot to mention that Louis should have warned our guests what table topics was before you got into it… but at least one of the two already knew. Guest Rob who has been a few times before even had the gall to answer one, and then WIN! Maria, Carol, and Maureen also were exceptionally entertaining today on their turns.

Coach Rey “POGO” DeVeau blasted us with energy in her second Successful Club speech, which was the last step to getting her Competent Leader Award!!!!! Woohoo, congrats Rey! And thanks for doing the club a solid. We all learned a lot about about what meeting role players do, and what club officers should be doing. Oh, and I saw Taline pop in at the end of the speech — great to see you Taline, even briefly!

Patrick put on his Albert mask and did an interpretive reading of Langston Hughes’ poem “Let America Be America Again”. Inspiring on many levels.

Keith and Amy also set the precedent that all evaluations must also be hilarious. Good luck to the evaluators next week!

Best Table Topic: Rob, a guest!
Best Speaker & Most Enthusiasm: Rey!!!!!
Best Evaluator: Keith (but he was counting the votes…) so maybe Amy
Best Humor: Keith (again…)

Extras, Extras!

Our meeting this week STARTED with a standing ovation for Stuart’s well-performed invocation.  But Rey was the (really bright neon green) star of the show as Toastmaster.  Or was it Maria, who dramatically acted out scenes from Titanic, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and more to introduce her table topic questions.

Brenda, a previous capital city member, made a special guest appearance during the table topics.  We were all glad to see Corky’s lovely wife at the meeting (especially Corky)!!!

David Jorgensen gave his second speech which started out with Amy’s voice in his head, and ended with his singing voice and guitar in ours.  Bravo!   Then Louis came up and gave his second icebreaker speech!!  Starting the CC manual over again is such a great idea — I just hope he doesn’t lap me before I finish mine!!

Best Table Topic & Humor: Jason “Cuckoo” Callender
Best Speaker: David “Guitar Hero” Jorgensen
Best Evaluator: Jenny “Still evaluatin” Brookover
Most Enthusiasm:  Rey “POGO” DeVeau!!

Our last-minute toastmaster volunteer Louis was second to none in this timely meeting.  And with just one speaker time was definitely on Sheena’s side today, waiting patiently for all nine table topic-ers to answer her questions.  Eric, Gene and Carol were at the top of the hour: They went on a wild adventure from San Antonio to Austin with Scarlett Johannsen at SXSW, who never gets around to exercising!  (That was a table topic mash-up, like a song mash-up where they put two songs together and Oh, you get the point - they’re mashed!)

Bert, Corky and I talked about vacationing in Aruba, driving around a beat-up car and getting senior discounts.  The final hour brought three ladies, Rey, Maureen, and Maria up, all admitting their poor time management skills — but it’s not Rey’s fault… she has DIAL UP!

One and only speaker Wendy is getting closer to her CC award after clocking out speech #9 today - a gentle nudge to get out and volunteer all that time you’re wasting!   And Maria, with only a few moments to prepare, gave her first evaluation, hopefully inspiring other members to take on the challenge soon, too.

The Winners:
Best Table Topic: Maureen
Best Speaker: Wendy
Best Evaluator & Most Enthusiasm: Maria!
Best Humor: Corky
Best Club in the District:  Capital City (according to the area gov Steve Lockwood who visited us today!)

Hey batter-batter-batter-batter…

Ace hitter Brendan Owens stepped up to the plate as today’s Toastmaster and wow - if I knew how to use the term “wheelhouse” correctly in a sentence, I’d be doing it right now.

Table Topics Master Maureen McReynolds threw out her best sinkers, sliders and spitballs.  Wendy showed us her CURVE, Corky corked his bat, Jason hit a GRAND SLAM, Louis proved his worth as a utility player, and Albert was the CLEAN-UP HITTER.  Performances were spectacular because everybody was on steroids. Hey it makes for a more exciting game, despite the fact it messes with a time-honored American tradition.

Rookie David Jorgensen was first in the speaking lineup with his IceBreaker. It was a line drive: powerful, memorable, heartfelt, and funny too. First base coach Rey Deveau was there to provide guidance and direction and she did a great job evaluating him too.  Veteran Patrick Reznik hit one out of the park with his speech, a reading of “Tile M for Murder,” a story of marital animosity and death by Scrabble.

Congratulations to our Opening Day Ribbon Winners:

Best Table Topic: Jason Callendar
Best Speaker: Patrick Reznik
Best Evaluator: Rey Deveau
Most Enthusiastic: David Jorgensen
Best Humor: Patrick Reznik

Those of you who could not make the game  - we’d love to see you back in the stands next week.

Capital City Stadium Peanut Vendor
Amy Samet

This week we didn’t have the awesome meeting we normally have, because it was BETTER than that!!!  That’s because our favorite animated Italian Corky, also a past president of Capital City, was our Toastmaster!  He welcomed John’s international students in his native south austin tongue: “Hey Bubba”, and charmed the lady-guests we had too.  Oh, the meeting was also better than normal because it was the international speech un-contest contest!

For not being a “competetive contest”, there sure was a lot of trash talk…  Albert came out with fightin words like, “Ya see this face?” Well now ya don’t - POW!!  right hook in the eye. That was his black fist coming from his “black heart”.

Rey “POGO” DeVeauVeau scaled 25-foot tall rope webs, and jumped from a pole to her (near)death, just to get ready to take you down!  If you don’t take your “leap of faith” I think she might make you!!

Last up was Ania — who we already know carries a gun when she speaks — and her strategy was to scare the other contestants from competing, with the most elaborate conspiracy theory in toastmaster contest history *ever*.  They’re all out to get you…

so watch your backs, and guard your trophies!!!

3RD PLACE went to Albert “but it’s my birthday” Cantara
2ND PLACE went to Ania “cute Polish accent” Joseph
1ST PLACE, and the biggest trophy went to Rey “POGO” DeVOVO.

Congratulations, Rey!!  She’ll be moving on to the area contest, on saturday April 12th at 1030am, and everyone should go out to support her there! (at the LCRA on Lake is enAustin Blvd).

While the un-contest un-votes were being counted, Brendan got into the table topics, not afraid to throw them at the *english student* *guests*, plus a few of our funniest guys: Eric, Gene (yes, another funny one!), Jason and of course Keith who gets a giggle every now and again.

Green people, green shamrocks, green cookies, and green SALSA!! Take that, Ireland! We know how to do St. Patrick’s Day right here!! I’d love to take credit for it all but lucky for me… Maria, Amy and Wendy were the laboring lasses!

Even without her lucky speaking shoes, Amy rocked as table topics master. She can’t be blamed for Eric’s “charming” answer… apparently the ladies are always after his lucky charm. Leeanne was a lucky kindergartener, and guest David Jorgensen always makes sure his daughters’ boyfriends are NOT so lucky.

Jason cracked us up with some stories from this past week that can be summed up with the true meaning of DST: “Daylight Screw-with-my-life! Time”. Then Maria shocked us with tales from her vacation to Honduras: she snorkeled with that fish that killed the crocodile guy, AND almost got arrested in the ocean!!!!! Finally, we met Jalapeno Taco Gal (Wendy Fisher to us) who gave a fantasmic, fully stocked, entertaining cooking demo for making salsa verde! Not only is jalapeno taco gal a really cool nickname that Wendy will never live down, it’s also an acronym for all the ingredients in the salsa — simply amazing.

In the evaluations, Drew kept the theme going strong with a reference to a pot of gold that you just had to be there to hear. Rey, Louis, and Patrick always give insightful evaluations - always, and they did again this week. They’re like the MVE’s of capital city.

Finally, I’d just like to thank everyone who wore GREEN, even those who meant to, but forgot in the morning because daylight saving time screwed you up once again: Leeanne, Bert, Amy, Jason, Wendy, Sandra, Albert (McCarthy) Cantara, and you know who the rest of you were!

WINNERS:

Best Speaker: Jalapeno Taco Gal, aka Wendy O’Fisher
Best Table Topic: David O’Jorgensen (Guest)
Best Evaluator: Louis O’Burns
Best Humor: Jenny O’Brookover
Most Enthusiasm: Jason O’Callender!!